goodbye, blue monday

Why do you always have to ruin good things for me?

And by that I mean Monte Carlos, oral sex, and the excitement of new relationships.

The Black Keys - Tighten Up
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focusedshutter:

Tighten Up by The Black Keys

zuckerbergin:

congrats to zach braff and donald faison for having literally the perfect friendship 

AUSTIN

Death Cab For Cutie - We Looked Like Giants
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pizzaforpresident:

We Looked Like Giants | Death Cab For Cutie

alreadyseenalreadyheard:

There are sentences I want to start with your name. There are days like that, too.

Women don’t have to:

magicalboobs:

gypsiez:

  • be thin
  • have a vagina
  • give birth
  • cook for you
  • have long hair
  • wear makeup
  • have sex with you
  • be feminine
  • be graceful
  • shave
  • be white
  • diet
  • be fashionable
  • wear pink
  • love men
  • be the media’s idea of perfection
  • listen to your bullshit

Even I need to be reminded of some of these things occasionally. 

5:24am and I’m (finally) about to go to sleep.
I’m so happy.

5:24am and I’m (finally) about to go to sleep.

I’m so happy.