goodbye, blue monday

actualdeadgrass:

theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

mcsvvagger:

tell me this man isnt an icon

mcsvvagger:

tell me this man isnt an icon

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

cumberbuddy:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

tastefullyoffensive:

[@sallystrange]
handjob:

by e

handjob:

by e

tonedbellyplease:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

OH MY GOSH

tonedbellyplease:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

OH MY GOSH

If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.

(via lushlyps)

if you cum and she doesn’t, you just fucked up.

(via luckysuckyfucky)