goodbye, blue monday
awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

Wake me up at 3am just to tell me that I’m not close enough. Wake me again at 7am because we need to get ready for the day. Once more at 7:15 because we both know I don’t do mornings. Tell me about the dream you had last night while we have toast and orange juice. I’m tired as hell but I hear and feel every single word that you say. Ask me how I slept because you feel like you’ve been talking for too long. My answer is always the same when you ask, sleeping next to you is heavenly. Apologize for waking me up at 3am while I assure you that it’s okay and that I’m so glad that you did, then rally in your stubborn persistence the notion that it was out of line. Start explaining how wrong it was. You won’t get very far into your rant because I need to kiss you. Not only to stop you from being ridiculous but because I love you so much more than I can express with words. So please, wake me up at 3am so I can pull you closer and kiss you softly. “I love you endlessly” will be my sleepy response each time; as those four words are the only ones that can even come close to explaining my feelings for you.
I love you a lot (via sarahiscray)
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
Anonymous

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

twiggywonderkid:

statueofthotness:

sickomobb:

sapphiretemplo:

I AM SCREAMING THIS IS ME AND MY NO WEED EXPERIENCE HAVING ASS!!!!!!!!!

i literally dont know how to smoke from a bong

i took a bong hit the other night at this frat house and i couldnt move my arms or legs for an entire hour and i somehow walked back to my friends dorm and just crashed and fell asleep at like 7:30 in the evening and woke up at 3 AM and had no  clue where i was, do not recommend smoking from a random bong at a random ass frat house

this me tho i 100% be embarrassin myself like dis

You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

ttenthousandwordss:

onemancabaret:

wealwaysbreathe:

myfloralmind:

MY IGGY AZALEA DISS… Like I.G.G. BYYEEE

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

SMACK DOWN

SOMEONE SOURCE THIS PLEEEEEASE

holy fucking shit

teenbitch:

WHAT

teenbitch:

WHAT

rooooosssiiiieee-gaaaamgggeeee:

leggy-and-thrandy:

beggars-opera:

leggy-and-thrandy:

so in tech my teacher had this older copy of the hobbit and IM SCREAMING THE COVER

Oh my god it goes along with the romance novel cover of two towers


this post got so popular oh my god

Legolas looks like a home economics teacher circa 1978

rooooosssiiiieee-gaaaamgggeeee:

leggy-and-thrandy:

beggars-opera:

leggy-and-thrandy:

so in tech my teacher had this older copy of the hobbit and IM SCREAMING THE COVER

Oh my god it goes along with the romance novel cover of two towers

image

this post got so popular oh my god

Legolas looks like a home economics teacher circa 1978